"No gym. I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes." --Samantha Ronson

Faced with questions about her figure after vacation photos surfaced on the web, Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend insisted "all the credit goes to Mom and Dad."

"Why are you sitting? I'm busting my ass up here. Clap for me! My ego is bruised now!" --Madonna

The diva accosted a seemingly bored fan, and then her NYC audience at large, when she felt she wasn't getting the attention she deserved.

"To warm up, I smoke Bugler tobacco. It's a shame, really. But it's rock 'n' roll." --Chrissie Hynde

The Pretenders frontwoman revealed her warm-up routine in a recent interview.

"She's got the assets already. She's got one thing going for her!" --LeAnn Rimes

The country beauty laughed when asked if gone country singer Jessica Simpson would be the next Dolly Parton.

"It would be easy to become a recluse ... I have sold my soul. I'm never calm anymore." --Duffy

In a recent interview, the British soulstress revealed that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that she's verging on a "breakdown."

"'Thriller' and 'Do Right Woman' by Aretha Franklin ... But I'd put them both on about 10 times." --Michael Cera

The endearing actor, who also dabbles in music himself, revealed the two songs he'd put on any CD made for a crush. And we wish him luck with that.

"No drugs these days, but ... we could fill 1,000 swimming pools with what we've drunk over the past five years." --Jared Followill

The Kings of Leon bassist admits that drugs "messed everything up" in the past, but says they finally have the sound they've "always wanted." Oh, and they're still drinking.

"What the f--- am I doing? I'm a 45-year-old rock star and I'm worried about being tardy?" --Flea

In a recent interview, the Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist described his thought process while "running across campus" at USC, where he is currently a student.

"I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them." --George Michael

After getting busted (again) in a London loo -- this time for possession of both pot and crack -- the singer rather humorously repented in an official statement.

"I'm not the Statue of Liberty." --Scarlett Johansson

During a night out with now-husband Ryan Reynolds, the actress and singer reportedly snapped at a doorman when he asked for a picture with her.